Template:Jaya Ballard flavor text

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 * rowspan=28 | Jaya Ballard
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 * We have visitors? Well, it’d be rude not to give them a traditional Keral Keep welcome.
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 * rowspan=4 | Jaya Ballard
 * There's no coming back from that.
 * The best way to learn from a book on pyromancy is to burn it.
 * The only ‘art' these beasts possess is the art of noise!
 * Peril is in the eye of the beholder. At least, if your aim is good.
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 * rowspan=5 | Jaya Ballard, task mage
 * That's a lotta nuggets.
 * You might want to step back.
 * All my spells smell like burnt hair lately.
 * It's rarely worth questioning where the mana comes from. Just be grateful.
 * Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire.
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 * rowspan=17 | Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
 * Once great literature — now great litter.
 * GOTCHA!
 * I strive for elegance and speed in my work.
 * Oh, no — not you again?!
 * Frankly, destruction is best left to professionals.
 * Yes, I think 'toast' is an appropriate description.
 * Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead.
 * Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!
 * Who needs the sun when you've got me around?
 * Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . . oh, why not all of them?
 * And I say north is where I want it to be!
 * If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!
 * Just the thing for those pesky water mages.
 * Leaves more room for the big ones to fight in, you know.
 * Anybody want some . . . toast?
 * Now there's something you don't see every day.
 * Walls? What walls?
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 * rowspan=1 | Jaya Ballard, to Chandra
 * Don't worry, they don't bite. They much prefer setting people on fire.
 * Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!
 * Who needs the sun when you've got me around?
 * Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . . oh, why not all of them?
 * And I say north is where I want it to be!
 * If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!
 * Just the thing for those pesky water mages.
 * Leaves more room for the big ones to fight in, you know.
 * Anybody want some . . . toast?
 * Now there's something you don't see every day.
 * Walls? What walls?
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 * rowspan=1 | Jaya Ballard, to Chandra
 * Don't worry, they don't bite. They much prefer setting people on fire.
 * Leaves more room for the big ones to fight in, you know.
 * Anybody want some . . . toast?
 * Now there's something you don't see every day.
 * Walls? What walls?
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 * rowspan=1 | Jaya Ballard, to Chandra
 * Don't worry, they don't bite. They much prefer setting people on fire.
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 * rowspan=1 | Jaya Ballard, to Chandra
 * Don't worry, they don't bite. They much prefer setting people on fire.