Dargo

Dargo is a giant pirate from an unknown plane.

History
When Dargo requested to join a notorious pirate crew, the captain immediately declined. "You're too big," he was told, "the ship can't hold you." Dargo had a dream, however, and would not be discouraged. He proved his devotion by tearing the figurehead off the ship's prow and ripping its head off. The captain, who didn't feel like getting crushed by a giant on that day, welcomed Dargo aboard.

The voyage went as poorly as the captain predicted. The ship encountered a storm, and the deck buckled under Dargo's immense weight before quickly giving way, splitting the boat in two. Dargo waded over to a nearby island to wait for the other survivors, but none ever came. He is still waiting for rescue to this day (even though several passing ships have already attempted to save him and sank in the process).